“Baseballiest” Stats of 2014

As you know, baseball is a numbers-driven game. Fans and sports media alike love talking about averages, ERAs, WARs and the like. Frankly, it’s rare a player is talked about – whether good or bad – without a slew of numbers being thrown out there. So we’ve decided to break down the 2014 Durham Bulls season with some of the “Baseballiest” stats we could find. These range from oddities to things we simply just found interesting enough to share. We hope you enjoy them as much as we do, and if you don’t, well, there’s no way we’re going to know that now is there?

RHP Matt Andriese became the first Bulls pitcher since at least 1998, when the team jumped to the Triple-A ranks, to win back-to-back Bulls games as a starting pitcher. Andriese pitched on July 12, the Bulls were rained out on July 13, and the All-Star Break was the 14th-16th. Andriese took the bump on the 17th and defeated the Gwinnett Braves, winning consecutive Bulls games.

From 5/23-6/7, Andriese turned in 23.0 straight scoreless innings, the longest stretch by a Durham starter since Mitch Talbot tossed 24.0 straight scoreless frames in 2008.

RHP Alex Colome made 15 starts with the Bulls this season. In 10 of those 15 he allowed 0 or 1 earned run. In the other five starts, he allowed a combined 29 earned runs (9, 5, 7, 3, 5).

RHP Jeremy Hellickson rehabbed with Durham from 6/12-7/7, and went 1-4 with a 7.23 ERA. In five starts with the Bulls this season he allowed 20 runs (15 earned), which was 37% of the amount of runs he allowed as a member of the Bulls in 2009-10, when he made 30 starts and went 18-4 with a 2.47 ERA.

RHP Nathan Karns had perhaps the most consistently inconsistent season ever. See below:

  • Over his first 6 starts, he was 2-2 with an 8.20 ERA, the 2nd-worst ERA in the IL
  • Over his next 6 starts, he was 1-0 with a 1.45 ERA, the 6th-best ERA in the IL
  • Over his next 4 starts, he was 1-3 with a 13.22 ERA, the worst ERA in the IL
  • Over his next 6 starts, he was 5-0 with a 1.83 ERA, the 4th-best ERA in the IL
  • Over his final 5 starts, he was 0-4 with a 6.92 ERA, the 4th-worst ERA in the IL

Prior to his promotion to Tampa Bay on 6/7, RHP Kirby Yates held left-handed hitters to a .050 average (2-for-40).

Despite playing in just 30 of Durham’s 144 games (20.8%), C Mayo Acosta caught five of the team’s 15 shutouts (33%).

INF Mike Fontenot hit three home runs in 113 games this season. All of them came on the road at Norfolk.

Speaking of Fontenot, he hit 34 points better when he was behind in the count (.299) than when he was ahead (.265).

OF Mikie Mahtook hit a career-high 12 home runs this season. After going the first 35 games of the season without a home run, he hit eight over his next 42 games. He then went 42 games without a home run, before hitting four over his next six games.

OF Jeremy Moore hit .183 for Double-A Montgomery, totaling four multi-hit games until his promotion to Durham on 6/24. With the Bulls, he had five multi-hit games in his first 12 contests, and had more hits in his first 16 games (23) than he did with Montgomery in 38 games (22).

In the postseason, INF Wilson Betemit hit just .125 but registered an on-base percentage of .500. He went 1-for-8 at the dish, but walked six times.

On 4/6, INF Ray Olmedo suffered the first four-strikeout game of his career in his 1,644th game.

On 7/27 manager Charlie Montoyo was ejected for arguing a play at home plate, the first time he was ejected since 2010, a span of 584 games. On 8/12 in Rochester he was ejected again, ending his new streak at 12 games.

Despite getting shut out 11 times this season, the second-most in Triple-A Baseball, Durham was never shut out by an IL South Division rival, spanning 64 games.

This season the Bulls were no-hit for the first time since 2012, as the Rochester Red Wings shut them down. However, the game spanned 18 days, over 600 miles and two ballparks, with the Red Wings serving as the road team in their home ballpark. On July 24 in Durham, Rochester’s RHP Alex Meyer threw 3.0 hitless innings before the game was suspended in the middle of the fourth frame. The game was completed on August 11 in Rochester, as LHP Logan Darnell completed the feat by tossing 6.0 hitless innings.

Rays Minor League Award Winners

So now that we’ve had some time to digest the Bulls’ loss in the Governors’ Cup Final (ugh), let’s reflect on some of the standout players throughout the Rays’ entire Minor League organization. Last week, Tampa Bay announced their Minor League award winners, so we’ve decided to break down the 2014 season for some of the players that could end up in Durham in 2015 (and some you already saw).

Player of the Year: OF Johnny Field – Bowling Green (A) / Charlotte (A+)

In just his second year of professional baseball, and first full season, Field split the season between Single-A Bowling Green (82 games) and Advanced-A Charlotte (40 games). Between the two levels he combined to hit .300 with 12 homers and 58 RBIs, while swiping 23 bags in 31 attempts. Drafted in the Fifth Round in 2013 out of the University of Arizona, he excelled when he was promoted to Charlotte in mid-July, hitting .320 with the Stone Crabs over the final month and a half of the season.

Pitcher of the Year: LHP Blake Snell – Bowling Green (A) / Charlotte (A+)

Like Field, Snell split the season between Bowling Green and Charlotte, but made just eight starts with the Hot Rods before a promotion to Charlotte at the end of May. In Single-A he was dominant, going 3-2 despite a 1.79 ERA, striking out 42 in 40 1/3 innings. With Charlotte he went 5-6 with a 3.94, but still posted strong strikeout numbers, fanning 77 in 75 1/3 frames. Snell, who compares his repertoire to Matt Moore’s, was a First Round pick (52nd overall) in 2011 out of Shorewood H.S. in Washington, is the No. 13 prospect in the system according to MLB.com.

Baserunner of the Year: INF Tommy Coyle – Charlotte (A+)

If Coyle’s name is familiar to you, don’t be surprised as he was an infielder at UNC from 2010-2012. This season with the Stone Crabs, the 16th round pick in 2012 went 30-for-34 in stolen base attempts, and is now 90-for-106 over his three-year career. He hit .249-5-37, while also tallying 13 doubles and eight triples.

Defensive Player of the Year: C Justin O’Conner – Charlotte (A+) / Montgomery (AA)

O’Conner, the No. 14 prospect in the system according to MLB.com, spent the majority of the season with Charlotte (80 games) before a late-season promotion to Montgomery (21 games). Between the two levels the 2014 Futures Game selection was fantastic behind the plate, throwing out 33-of-60 runners, good for a 55% clip. With Charlotte, the 22-year-old threw out 24-of-48 attempted base stealers, which would have been best in the league, but his promotion to Montgomery made him fall short of the amount of games needed to qualify.

Reliever of the Year: LHP Adam Liberatore – Durham (AAA)

Liberatore’s 2014 accomplishments have been documented by the Bulls already, but as a refresher, the southpaw was dominant out of the bullpen, going 6-1 with a 1.66 ERA in a career-high 54 games. 44 of his 54 appearances were scoreless, while he allowed just 8.17 baserunners per 9 innings, the best among all Triple-A relievers. His K/BB ratio was 5.73/1 (86/15), averaging 11.91 K/9 (86 K in 65.0 IP).

Durham Team MVP: OF Mikie Mahtook

In his first season at the Triple-A level, Mahtook excelled, leading all Tampa Bay farmhands with 68 RBIs, while ranking fourth in the IL in total bases (224) and fifth in hits (143). The 24-year-old, ranked the No. 11 prospect in the Rays’ system by MLB.com, set career highs in home runs (12), doubles (33) and walks (46), while he reached base safely in 59 of his final 72 games.

Montgomery Team MVP: INF Ryan Brett

In 107 games with the Biscuits this season, Brett hit .303, cracking eight homers and driving in 38. His .303 average was the fourth-best in the Southern League, while his 27 steals were the third-best on the circuit. Additionally, his 25 doubles and six triples were each career-highs, despite missing time in early August because of an injury.

Charlotte Team MVP: INF Patrick Leonard

After joining the organization in the blockbuster trade that sent James Shields and Wade Davis to Kansas City, Leonard had a solid season, hitting .284-13-58. His .448 slugging percentage was the third-best in the Florida State League, while his career-high 79 runs scored was good for fourth-best on the circuit. He was a perfect 14-for-14 in stolen base attempts, while also setting a career-high with 126 hits, 49 walks, a .359 OBP and tying a career-high with 26 doubles.

Bowling Green Team MVP: INF Kean Wong

The younger brother of St. Louis’ Kolten Wong, Kean proved himself to be a valuable young player in his first full season of professional baseball. Just 19, he ranked second in the Midwest League with a .306 batting average while stealing 13 bases and smacking 15 doubles. Additionally he was sharp in the field, playing 97 games at second base and committing just seven errors.

Governors’ Cup Final Preview

So by now you know the Bulls have advanced to the 2014 Governors’ Cup Final (for the sixth time in eight years, no less), and they’ll be taking on the Wild Card winner Pawtucket Red Sox, who swept the Syracuse Chiefs in the first round. This year’s best-of-Five Final is a rematch of last season’s championship round, which Durham won 3-1 over the PawSox. To get you ready for this year’s showdown, we’ll break down the teams to tell you all you need to know about this year’s Governors’ Cup Final.

Starting Pitching:

Durham’s starting pitching has all the talent in the world. On any given night, any pitcher can shut down the opposing team and nobody would be surprised. That being said, the starters have been inconsistent this season, posting stretches where they’re nearly unhittable, and stretches where the whole rotation has struggled. However, the rotation was strong in the First Round against Columbus, allowing just six earned runs over the final three games.

Pawtucket’s rotation is in flux, as the team has had a handful of starters plucked by the Red Sox over the past few weeks (IL Most Valuable Pitcher RHP Anthony Ranaudo, RHP Steven Wright). The PawSox will be relying on newcomer LHP Edwin Escobar and recent call-up and top prospect LHP Henry Owens to lead the charge against Durham’s offense.

EDGE: Durham


Durham’s bullpen has been lights out all season, and recently has been superb. Led by a pair of southpaws in LHP Adam Liberatore and LHP C.J. Riefenhauser, and aided by 2014 IL All-Star Merrill Kelly, the unit struck out 16 and walked just three in the First Round against Columbus.

Similar to their rotation, Pawtucket’s bullpen has also been dealt setbacks as LHP Drake Britton and LHP Tommy Layne have been called up to Boston. The unit allowed just three earned runs against Syracuse in the first round, and will rely on 2014 PCL All-Star Heath Hembree, who was traded by the San Francisco Giants to the Red Sox in the Jake Peavy deal in July.

EDGE: Durham


Behind the dish the Bulls feature Ali Solis and Luke Maile. Solis spent the season with the Bulls, save for a two-week period in early June that saw him get called up while Ryan Hanigan was on the DL. Maile on the other hand, just 23 years old, spent the whole season with Double-A Montgomery where he was a Midseason All-Star. He caught two games for Durham against Columbus, his first two appearances at the Triple-A level.

Pawtucket’s Blake Swihart (.262-1-9 in 18 G) and Ryan Lavarnway (.283-3-20 in 62 G) each had solid seasons for the PawSox. That carried into the First Round of the playoffs, as Swihart went 4-for-7 and drove in a run.

EDGE: Pawtucket


All season long Durham’s offense has held the team back, finishing last in the IL with a .248 team average in the regular season. The Durham infield has struggled at the dish this season, as the eight infielders on the roster for the postseason combined to hit just .239 in the regular season. However, Vince Belnome (.358), Mike Fontenot (.350) and Cole Figueroa (.371) all posted OBPs of .350 or higher, while All-Star Wilson Betemit led the team with 18 home runs.

Pawtucket’s infield, similarly to Durham, did not produce much over the course of the regular season. Against Syracuse though they produced at the dish, led by Travis Shaw (5-for-10, HR, 3 RBI) and former Bull Ryan Roberts (3-for-9, 3 RBI).

EDGE: Durham

The combination of Mikie Mahtook, Jeremy Moore and Justin Christian has been strong for Durham, especially with the addition of Moore from Double-A Montgomery in late June. Mahtook, the Bulls’ 2014 MVP, was among lead leaders in doubles and extra-base hits while cracking a career-best 12 homers. Christian hit a solid .271 with 10 dingers, while Moore hit 12 homers in just 55 games since his promotion.

The PawSox lost top prospect Jackie Bradley Jr. to the Red Sox just a few days ago, but have replaced him with Rusney Castillo, a 27-year-old Cuban defector who signed a seven-year, $72.5 million deal with Boston a month ago. He went 5-for-15 for Double-A Portland in the playoffs, and will join an outfield corps that combined to hit 45 homers in the regular season.



Durham’s Charlie Montoyo is the man. Simple as that. Eight seasons in Durham, seven division titles, sixth Governors’ Cup Final berth, two Governors’ Cup titles and a Triple-A National Championship.

Pawtucket’s Kevin Boles is in his first season as a Triple-A manager. To get your team this far in a rookie campaign is pretty good. But…

EDGE: Durham


Wool E. Bull is the best mascot in Minor League Baseball, and probably all of sports. To read more about why Wool E. rules, click here. And honestly, we love Paws, we really do. But it’s sort of like the manager debate: no matter how good you are, you just simply won’t have the advantage.

EDGE: Durham


Let’s make this simple for you. Instead of us deciding, why don’t you just look at our feed, and then look at Pawtucket’s. Sort of speaks for itself, no?

How The Bulls Celebrate A Division Title

So by now everybody knows that the Durham Bulls have won the 2014 International League South Division title. And frankly, you probably could’ve predicted that in February, seeing as how the Bulls have won the division in seven of the past eight seasons. And the common denominator of those eight seasons has been none other than manager Charlie Montoyo, the winningest manager in Durham Bulls franchise history.

So, you know the team won the title, but what you don’t know is how Montoyo spent his first couple minutes after exiting the dugout on August 25th, when the Bulls’ 4-2 victory over the Gwinnett Braves propelled Durham into the Governors’ Cup playoffs for the 13th time in the past 17 years.

Luckily, we have you covered. Follow Charlie from the field and into the clubhouse.

P.S. We hope you enjoy pitching coach Neil Allen’s celebration as much as we did.

Breaking Down Wil Myers’ Grand Slam

You know how hitters use video to break down their swing? Well today, we’re going to use video and break down Wil Myers‘ massive grand slam in the Bulls’ 5-4 loss to Rochester on Monday. It may or may not be as technical as you’d get from a hitting coach.

Here’s the video, and below is our expert analysis.

Comment #1: Hanging curveball – that’s a really bad pitch

Comment #2: Took massive swing. If you’re Wil Myers, I guess that’s ok

Comment #3: Demolished baseball. If you’re Wil Myers, I guess that’s what happens

Comment #4: Wil seems happy with himself (:40 mark)

And there you have it. We’ve just broken down a Wil Myers’ grand slam. Join us next week, when we (potentially) break down Myers eating chicken fingers.

Stay tuned.

Pregame with PK: Nick Franklin

Last night the newest member of the Durham Bulls, INF Nick Franklin, scored the Bulls lone run in game one, before hitting a game-winning homer in game two of the doubleheader against the Buffalo Bisons. The switch-hitting middle-infielder joined the Bulls a week ago from the Seattle Mariners organization in the three-team deal that sent LHP David Price to the Detroit Tigers. Bulls broadcaster Patrick Kinas caught up with the 23-year-old earlier this week to talk about the trade, his family ties to the east coast and first impressions of the Durham Bulls.

Gary Allenson Returns

With the Buffalo Bisons visiting Durham Bulls Athletic Park for the next four days, it means the return of Gary Allenson. Allenson, the first-year skipper of the Bisons, etched his name into ballpark history when, in 2011 as skipper of the Norfolk Tides, he climbed the centerfield wall to find a ball he thought was a home run. No description can do the scene justice, so we’ll just let the video do it for us. For quick results, fast-forward to the 3:30 mark.

10 Reasons Wool E. Bull is MiLB’s Best Mascot

With Minor League Baseball kicking off #MascotMania this week, it’s time to once again re-examine why Wool E. Bull is the not only the best mascot in the minors, but perhaps the world. So remember, #VoteWoolEBull, and vote often. You can vote an unlimited amount of times right here, and up to 25 times a day on Twitter by following @MiLB and using the two hashtags listed above.

1. Little known fact, the “E” in Wool E. Bull stands for “Education.” A Bull that walks exclusively on its hind legs that’s also a huge advocate of learning? Simply amazing.

Wool E


2. No one can drive a go kart like Wool E. No one.

Wool E. 2


3. He comes in like a Wrecking Ball.

Wool E. 3


4. He has no problem giving the opponent a hard time.

Wool E. 4


5. Just like most people, he loves Rita’s (even if most people don’t scavenge for it).


6. Despite one of the biggest snow storms in recent history, he made sure to deliver people their Wool E. Grams while dressed to the nines.

Wool E. 5


7. He loves the Hot Dog Gun, and the Hot Dog Gun loves him. A match made in heaven.

Wool E. 6


8. Even umpires, who don’t like anybody, like Wool E. Bull. “I’m flying, Wool E!!!!”

Wool E. 7


9. He’s got heart. Despite losing every single base race, he still goes out there every day. He’s like the Cubs.

Wool E. 8


10. He’s the most popular guy in The Triangle.


Who Should You Root For in the Triple-A All-Star Game?

One problem many fans face each July is whether they should root for the American League or National League in the MLB All-Star Game. Well at the Triple-A ranks, the All-Star Game pits the International League (9 AL affiliates, 5 NL) against the Pacific Coast League (6 AL, 10 NL), throwing AL and NL loyalties out the window. In order to help you decide which team to pledge your undying fandom for on July 16 at the DBAP, we’ve devised a nice little questionnaire which should clear things up about about which team to root for.

1. Fill in the blank: When I travel, I prefer to travel by _____________________.

A. Plane

B. Driving/bus

C. Sometimes by plane, sometimes by driving. Depends where I’m going

D. I don’t travel.


2. Fill in the blank: Typically, I prefer to see a game feature ____________________.

A. Home Runs

B. A pitcher’s duel

C. A close finish, but low-scoring. Let’s say 4-3

D. More runs than 4-3. Let’s say 7-5.


3. Fill in the blank: For vacation, I usually like to travel to ____________________.

A. Either the desert or the mountains

B. Mid-sized cities with somewhat rich history

C. A nice city with a lot to do in the surrounding areas. Durham, NC perhaps?

D. All of those options are terrible


4. If you could either hit 35 home runs or steal 75 bases, which would you choose?

A. Hit 35 home runs

B. Steal 75 bases

C. How about I hit like, 14 homers and drive in 60 in only 75 games?

D. Why can’t I just be a pitcher?


5. If someone told you a player on your team was deaf, but you saw him constantly communicating with other teammates, would you actually think he’s deaf?

A. Yes

B. No

C. Ummm, what?

D. What kind of question is that?


6. True or False: You like winning one-game, winner-take-all scenarios.

A. True

B. False

C. Sometimes True, but sometimes I like making my opponent feel good. “Throw a dog a bone” if you will.

D. This is a dumb question. Everyone likes winning.


7. I don’t always party, but when I do…

A. I prefer to party in Omaha

B. I prefer to party in Gwinnett

C. I prefer to party at Tyler’s

D. It’s impossible to party at any of those places.


If most of your answers were “A” you should root for the PCL.

If most of your answers were “B” you should root for the IL.

If most of your answers were “C” you don’t really care which team wins, you just want to see your Bulls do well.

If most of your answers were “D” you’re no fun at all and you don’t deserve to have a rooting interest.


The Definitive Ranking of All 30 PCL All-Stars’ Names

So the PCL followed the IL by announcing its All-Star roster today, and since we had so much fun ranking the IL All-Stars’ names, we figured we’d do it again with the PCL. Now before we dive into this, we’re just going to say that the PCL BROUGHT it in 2014, trumping the IL in the team category. We have no idea what will happen in two weeks time at the 2014 Cree Triple-A All-Star Game, but the battle of names has already been won. Advantage: PCL.

A review of the judging: Well, there’s not really a rubric. But we’ll be looking for some combination of fluidity (which ironically is not an easy word to say), originality and how pleasing it is to the ear.

30: Chris Taylor – Tacoma (.322-5-30): If Coach Taylor from Friday Night Lights (the show) had a son, he’d have probably named him Chris. Unfortunately, that gets you no points on this list.

29: Shane Peterson – Sacramento (.313-5-50):  This name fits in well with ‘has-been golfer’ or ‘Little League World Series star’ categories. With the PCL competition though, it falls to 29 on our list.

28: Kyle Hendricks – Iowa (10-5, 3.58): A hard CK sound at the end of Hendricks does Kyle no favors. As evidenced in our IL list, that sound is a sure-fired way to find yourself near the bottom.

27: Nick Franklin – Tacoma (.302-9-37): Franklin’s a tough last name to have. There’s the sporting brand, the turtle; it’s hard to make Franklin your own. And with the first name Nick he’s put in a tough spot.

26: Mike Jacobs – Reno (.304-12-61): The CK to B transition can be difficult. Say it. MiKe JaCoBs. The poor O between the C and the B can get left out, and we’re all about inclusion of the vowels.

25: Ben Paulsen – Colorado Springs (.306-13-53): Paulsen is one of those names that’s not too common, but it’s also not UNcommon. The first name Ben also not very original. Solid name, but too tough of competition in the PCL.

24: Derek Eitel – Reno (5-1, 2.70): A nice short name, but Eitel can throw some people for a loop. On a quick glance it can also look like Eiffel, as in the Eiffel Tower. We’re sorry, but we thought this was ‘Merica.

23: Donovan Hand – Nashville (1-4, 5.40, 13 SV): Certainly a punny name (lend us a Hand). And not too many people go by the first name Donovan. The 23 slot just shows how strong a class the 2014 PCL All-Stars are.

22: Spencer Patton – Omaha (4-3, 4.54, 14 SV): General Patton. An American hero, so brownie points for that hook up. Spencer on the other hand is original, but the SP combination can be dangerous. SPit flying everywhere if you’re not careful.

21: Jonathan Galvez – El Paso (.298-6-24): This is a smooth name. Imagine you’re a broadcaster. “Jonathan Galvez fields and throws to first… in time.” It’s like the James Bond of broadcasting routine ground outs.

20: Brennan Boesch – Salt Lake (.335-12-46): The name Brennan. Are we talking about this Brennan or Step Brothers? Either way it’s awesome. But Boesch is a KILLER. Crazy vowel-to-consonant transition. Tough for those who don’t already know how it’s pronounced.

19: Jared Hoying – Round Rock (.260-15-48): It’s not an easy last name to say. However, it’s intriguing. We might take some flack for this being ranked above some others, but honestly, we’re over it.

18: Max Stassi – Oklahoma City (.237-6-32): An X in either your first or last name is very important. However, the X in Max can run into the S in Stassi, creating a “Maxstassi” effect unless you’re super careful about differentiating between the two.

17: Stephen Piscotty - Memphis (.306-5-45): A lot of characters, but a lot of fun. Piscotty is enjoyable to say, and the last four letters are the same as the last four letters of potty. And we’re not immature, you were thinking the same thing.

16: Heath Hembree – Fresno (1-2, 4.05, 15 SV): A good southern name, and no surprise since he’s from Spartanburg, S.C. This is the name of the guy who lives next door to you and always shows up when you’re grilling, even though he’s never invited.

15: Logan Kensing – Tacoma (2-0, 1.70, 2 SV): Similar to Liam Hendriks in the IL, no reason why Kensing comes in at 15. And that’s all we have to say about that.

14: Elih Villanueva – New Orleans (8-5, 3.13): A tricky first name, but Villanueva is a lot of fun to say. It just keeps going and going, like a Phish concert (or song, for that matter).

13: Jimmy Nelson – Nashville (10-2, 1.56): His last name is Nelson and he plays in Nashville. Is anybody else paging Willie?

12: Chaz Roe – New Orleans (3-3, 3.61, 9 SV): If Chaz Roe isn’t the name of someone who would be a member of the Cobra Kai then we don’t know who would be. Wax on…

11: Nick Tropeano – Oklahoma City (6-4, 2.38): We’re pretty sure Nick Tropeano was the name of a character in an episode of The Sopranos. An authentic Italian name, no?

10: Tsuyoshi Wada – Iowa (9-4, 2.55): The T is silent, so it’s pronounced sih-yo-SHEE. And if knowing that you disagree with his ranking on this list, then we (disrespectfully) disagree with you.

9: Joc Pederson – Albuquerque (.319-17-42): How many people do you know that are named Joc? Big originality points right there. Pederson does him no favors, but this is a baseball name if we ever heard one.

8: Gregorio Petit – Oklahoma City (.301-9-38): If your first name is Gregorio you are going to be a top-1o pick, no questions. Petit holds him back ever so slightly. It’s the small things that separate the good from the great.

7: Andrew Susac – Fresno (.261-7-25): Susac. Say it again. Susac. It’s a last name that goes well in a coffee house at a poetry reading. *Bongos* Now welcome, Andrew Susac *snaps fingers*.

6: Allan Dykstra – Las Vegas (.283-12-56): Not sure if we’ve heard of anybody named Allan since Boy Meets World went off the air. Score one for originality. Plus his last name is Dykstra. Consonants left and right but he makes it work.

5: Gabriel Noriega – Tacoma (.328-1-23): Paired with Noriega, it’s tough to find a bad first name. But pairing Noriega with Gabriel?! Baller combination. Drops mic.

4: Francisco Pena – Omaha (.247-14-30): An up-and-down first name, straight-to-the-point last name. Francisco Pena, a very good friend of Domingo Ayala if Domingo Ayala had friends.

3: Blake Parker - Iowa (0-0, 1.44, 18 SV): Some may not be happy with this ranking, but Blake Parker is a true baseball name. And that’s not negotiable.

2: Paulo Orlando – Omaha (.318-5-37): This is name is yoga for the ears. Truly serene, and once you’re done saying it you feel like a new person.

1: Arismendy Alcantara – Iowa (.310-10-40): In a strong field, there was never really any doubt who would take top billing. A nice balance of vowels and consonants, his name is like a poem comprised of flowers and puppies. Arismendy Alcantara, we salute you.


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